When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Think about breathing...

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.