When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Do somthing only you do

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I read the down voted posts

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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blink

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Courtesy flush.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.