I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.