Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I piss in the bed every night

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.