Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Smoking in the shower.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.