Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.