When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I pee in the shower. :3

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.