Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.