Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.