my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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blink

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.