fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.