Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having gay sex

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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fap

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.