When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes I toot.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.