something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I gotta get down of Friday

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.