When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.