When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.