putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.