Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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humiliating little girls

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Picking my nose.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.