moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.