i see almost everything as a sign

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.