When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.