Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I pee in the shower. :3

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Look at my poop before flushing

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.