If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.