I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.