Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.