I have never watched Star Wars.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Vote for the other guy

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.