Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes I toot.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.