Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I eat ass

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.