Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.