Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Think about breathing...

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.