Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.