It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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speak proper english

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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get really confused

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I never feel bored

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.