I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Giving my dog a massage.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Brake for tail-gaters

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.