Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.