I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Eat ice by itself

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.