I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.