Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Poop naked.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.