- Things You Think Only You Do

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

being super bored at shool

I eat ass

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

laziness .... its all in the mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.