When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.