Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.