"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.