Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.