misread dig bick

Watch the same movies over and over

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I refuse to forward chain letters

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.