I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.