I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.