Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Poop naked.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.