I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I can't trill my R's

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.