I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Go on this site to feel normal.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.