wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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shag your mom

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I really like taking shits.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.