Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I really like taking shits.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.