run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.