wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.