Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.