I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.