I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.