Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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ASMR

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.