I really enjoy self-pity.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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pick your nose and eat it

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I can see a magic eye image

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I know how to type a ¿

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.