- Things You Think Only You Do

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.