See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.