Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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misread dig bick

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Pee in the shower

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.