When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.