fall asleep in the shower.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.