Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Fart at home

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.