WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.