I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.