when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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fall asleep in the shower.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.