- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.