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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.