The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.