Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

being super bored at shool

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I apologize, when i bump against things.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.