Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.