I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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being super bored at shool

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.