I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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being super bored at shool

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Talk to my cat.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.