i see almost everything as a sign

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.