Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.