when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

sneeze without closing my eyes

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I have never watched Star Wars.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.