imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.