I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.