think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

thumb_up thumb_down -56

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

thumb_up thumb_down -83

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.