I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.