I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I have seen a UFO

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.