put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get really confused

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.