worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Eat ice by itself

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I can't trill my R's

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.