Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I eat ass

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.