Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.