Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.