I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.