Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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get really confused

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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misread dig bick

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.