Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.