pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.