sneeze without closing my eyes

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.