Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.