when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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KICK THE CAN

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.