Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.