Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.