have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think about breathing...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i masturbate with my feet

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.