You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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fap

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.