Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sitting down in the shower

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.