I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.