I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.