Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.