I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Be a loner at school

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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humiliating little girls

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.