- Things You Think Only You Do

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I scratch and sniff.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.