When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.