Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.