I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Do somthing only you do

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.