i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Being fat

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.