Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.