I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.