- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

i masturbate with my feet

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.