Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.