- Things You Think Only You Do

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I hit the frig after sex

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.