Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.