Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.