Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.