Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sitting down in the shower

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.