- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Do somthing only you do

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.