Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.