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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.