- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I don't read the terms of service.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.