When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.