Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.