Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.