I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.