- Things You Think Only You Do

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I hit the frig after sex

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.