- Things You Think Only You Do

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Smoking in the shower.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

k. everyone

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I **** with no hands.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.