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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.