When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.