i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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humiliating little girls

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.