When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

test how many stares you can scale in one step

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Only use the left earphone.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.