Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.