- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.