- Things You Think Only You Do

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I chew around the center of carrots.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.