When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.