(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I read the down voted posts

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.