Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.