Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.