Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Sitting down in the shower

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.