Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.