Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Tear up when I poop

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.