When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

I chew around the center of carrots.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.