When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.