When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Do somthing only you do

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.