call someone by a siblings name.

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k. everyone

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I piss in the bed every night

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.