while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.