Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.