Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I scratch and sniff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.