- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I think about other women when having sex

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I hate being called "buddy".

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Courtesy flush.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.