I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.