Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.