When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Smoking in the shower.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.