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I scratch and sniff.
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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-39
I hate being called "buddy".
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-41
feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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-41
Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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-41
The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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-41
I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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-41
doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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-45
Still record on VHS tapes.
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-49
Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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-49
When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Courtesy flush.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.