When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Ur mum

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.