Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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make south park refferences every day

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.