as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.