Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.