Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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k. everyone

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make south park refferences every day

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.