When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.