Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.