i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I pee in the shower. :3

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.