When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.