Picking my nose.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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make south park refferences every day

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.