Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.