I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.