~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.