- Things You Think Only You Do

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

only read the short jokes on this website

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I gotta get down of Friday

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.