Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.