Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.