Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Courtesy flush.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.