Mayada stupid

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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being super bored at shool

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.