- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Believing in the kindness of strangers

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I piss in the bed every night

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.