TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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check shower for murder then pee

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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humiliating little girls

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.