Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Ur mum

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.