I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Mayada stupid

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I cant ride a bike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.