Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I cant ride a bike

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I Masturbate Daily.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.