Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.