Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.