- Things You Think Only You Do

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

call someone by a siblings name.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.