Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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blink

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Poo really loud

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.