Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.